The New York Times asked readers what they were doing differently in response to the swine flu outbreak. Here's my favorite reply:
"I’m wearing a mask. But I always wear a mask. It’s who I am."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
like a sexy, dangerously unhinged miss marple
To My Readers
Check out my website.
About Me
- Scenester
- I'm a comedian and writer for The Onion and Someecards, based in New York most of the time. When I told people I was going to be living in Botswana for a year, they thought it would be a really good joke to mock the comedy scene in Botswana. It was a mediocre joke, but an excellent blog name.
Label Cloud
Blog Archive
-
▼
2009
(225)
-
▼
April
(36)
- I'm eating Purell
- Coffee! The Musical
- Lady what?
- Better than the Spurs this year...ohh!
- Poll results
- Tight race at left
- There is also Texas-shaped peanut brittle and ched...
- I have to stop crying at everything
- Poll update
- 1129 is my lucky number
- Swashbuckled
- "Earth Day" -Barack Obama
- It always rains gays when I forget my giant gay-re...
- New poll
- More great news!
- Great news!
- We're the grownups now
- Just to give you an idea of what my workdays are like
- Ring-ring
- More
- This is what makes it all worthwhile
- Avast, ye scurvy mustelidae!
- The thing about pirates...
- Consider the following
- Watch the whole thing...the end is the best part
- "qwqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqw...
- But seriously let's not go to war with any more co...
- The Pirates! In An Adventure With Barack Obama
- Shakespeare. Hank Shakespeare.
- TV intro parody
- Poll results
- In the immortal words of Bob Dylan, "Sometimes I f...
- There's more...
- Some more words for the English language
- What about the iPod?
- Why, Martha Rose Shulman? Why?!
-
▼
April
(36)
Crying? Try Comedy.
- my website (not really comedy)
- ghost toast
- currently in preproduction
- conversations with deb
- artful stew
- moonwel ot cosideme
- jake rake
- hatethefuture
- the beast of T_____
- methodlogical
- caligula vs. nero
- the nang yorker
- bear o'snark
- fuck you penguin
- dooce
- new yorker cartoon lounge
- the apiary
- the onion
- superdeluxe
1 comment:
Love it! Though, un-hilariously, my doc's want me to start wearing a mask on the subway, so I went to the CVS to grab a pack so I'd have some at my new apt as well as my old one... the woman at the CVS was like, "Sorry, we're out. We'll get more tomorrow." And I was shocked. I mean, come on guys, how many of you out there are immunosuppressed and REALLY need these? And how many of you are just being hyper-paranoid?
Also, on principle, I told the woman at the CVS about me being immunosuppressed, so that she didn't think I was one of the crazies. I mean, I'm crazy, but not like, that kind of crazy.
Post a Comment