GHOST TOAST

watch it: http://ghosttoast.net/

From NYTimes article on teaching children what to do in a stalled elevator

"Children in Brooklyn heard from the buildings commissioner, Robert D. LiMandri, right; the chief elevator inspector, Douglas Smith; and a dancing cat."

"Yes! Soy Mattresses Are In!"
- a sign in front of Sleepy's near my office

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Every Tuesday in November @11pm.

How to throw a pie in someone's face:

“You can use whipped cream, egg whites or shaving cream, but shaving cream is much better because it doesn’t spoil. And no tin plates. The secret is you just can’t push it and shove it in somebody’s face. It has to be done with a pie that has a lot of crust so that it breaks up into a thousand pieces when it hits you.”

-Soupy Sales, slapstick comedian who died Thursday at the age of 83, and knew the importance of using the right kind of pie. “One of my younger fans made the mistake of heaving a frozen pie at me before it defrosted,” he once wrote in The New York Journal-American. “It caught me in the neck and I dropped like a pile of bricks.”

Belated...but funny anyway

Welcome to Elmhurst Hospital

That's a real photo of the hospital where my boyfriend works.