"Hi, Dale? I guess you're not there, but I just wanted to see if you were available this weekend. Some friends of mine are getting married...the wedding's circus themed, and, well, their clown backed out. So they need a clown to marry them. If you're around, give me a call."
-my coworker on the phone this morning
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- I'm a comedian and writer for The Onion and Someecards, based in New York most of the time. When I told people I was going to be living in Botswana for a year, they thought it would be a really good joke to mock the comedy scene in Botswana. It was a mediocre joke, but an excellent blog name.
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1 comment:
Love it!
If my wedding was circus-themed, though, I'd have those tiny poodles that balance on unicycles marry me, because that would be amazing and adorable.
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