Thursday, February 26, 2009

karl marx looks like a homeless guy - TAKE THAT!

This is the fat cat that used to live in my sister's house. It goes by "Fat Cat" or sometimes "Mr. Fat."

Can you find its face?

This isn't one of those blogs where people just post adorable pictures of animals and say "awwww, look how cute. "

This is a hard hitting news blog (obvi).

So I wanted to get to the story behind the photo. Rising cat literacy. You probably noticed (if you could find his head) that Mr. Fat is checking out the titles on my sister's bookshelf. What you may not have noticed is that one of the books he's eying is "The Communist Manifesto."

Of course, he's far too obese to get himself up off the back of that chair and too apathetic to take the time to learn to read. But give him a scratching post and some young kitty to chase around, and he'll be spouting German revolutionary rhetoric in a matter of lives.

That's the last thing we need, people. Not in this economy. I for one can't afford to pay any more taxes to fluffy feline overlords.

I hope you're getting worried, because the revolution may already be starting. Someone has vandalized the Karl Marx Wikipedia page. They've written "karl marx looks like a homeless guy" next to a photograph of him.

I'm not saying a cat was doing research and thought it would be funny. I'm just saying cats can't capitalize things (they don't have the proper appendages to operate the shift key), so what does that tell us?

You tell me.


Artful Stew said...

Do you think the cats and the squirrels are teaming up? Or do you think they're also each other's enemies, and so we have to hope that in their quest to destroy us they inevitably destroy each other?

Pancake Lady said...

i didn't even think of the squirrels!