''Stockpiling vegetable purees for covert use in children's food is an idea that cannot be copyrighted." - 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan

Finally! An answer!

Ending breast cancer. Replacing it with diabetes.

This is really really real.

KFC's Buckets for the Cure

SADISTIC TERRIFIC this Sunday, 4/11 6:30pm at the Magnet!

"At the time, I was a 92 lb Korean woman..."

-from NYTimes comments on Health page

April Fool's update

No one's played an April Fool's joke on me yet, so I'm still pretty unsuspecting if you're looking for a target.

"Cello-punk band Rasputina's concept album Oh Perilous World features an alternative-history scenario where Mary Todd Lincoln is Queen of Florida."

- Wikipedia entry for Mary Todd Lincoln

Disputed isle in Bay of Bengal disappears into sea

For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island's gone.

New Moore Island in the Sunderbans has been completely submerged, said oceanographer Sugata Hazra, a professor at Jadavpur University in Calcutta. Its disappearance has been confirmed by satellite imagery and sea patrols, he said.