Proceeds go to the Deborah Gross Fund

Come see me tomorrow night in the role of a lifetime as Deb in "Conversations with Deb." One night only!

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2297

SADISTIC TERRIFIC this Sunday, 4/11 6:30pm at the Magnet!

CONVERSATIONS WITH DEB

Deb, of Conversations with Deb, fame, brings you her trademark brand of interaction along with myself, Dru Johnston, and Scott Sobol. Friday at UCB at 8pm. $10.

We've done this show once before and it was terrific. It'll be even better this time because I won't try to put on a blazer while still holding a scotch glass.

COME SEE "THE MOVIE" at UCB!

Every Tuesday in November @11pm.

Woot

Onion Weekender: One Man's Chilling Tale Of Needing To Get To An ATM Pretty Soon

Another thing I wrote

An essay for Tikkun magazine. (Be careful, the photo they used of me is ENORMOUS and may come out of the screen and eat your face off.)

Gelfing

Check out this interview I did for Gelf Magazine with Doug Quint, owner of the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. It's pretty hammy!

Health Conscious State Fair To Offer Steamed Twinkies

More great news!

Hey, it's the first time I've been cited on a Wikipedia page. Check it out. I wonder which of my friends connected that...probably the Gelf Magazine intern/Adam Rosen.

Great news!

The Onion was not at all amused by my all-pirate-related headline list this week, so I can publish them here instead, for your enjoyment.

US Military Drops 20,000 Copies Of Treasure Island On Somalia

New York Times Hopes Piracy Crisis Lasts Long Enough To Use “Swashbuckling” In Headline

Obama Delivers Address To Somali Pirates In 3-Cornered Hat Made Of Newspaper

International Community Exploits Pirates' Known Fear Of Tick-Tock Sound To End Crisis In Somalia

Congolese People Hope Wizard-Robot-Astronaut Crisis Will Draw International Attention To Their Problems

Nation Briefly Interested In International Crisis Because It Reminds Them Of Childhood

Somali Internet Piracy Just A Symptom Of Wider Somali E-Problems

Delighted Somalians Divide Treasure Brought In By Pirates

French Navy Uses Telescope Made Of Old Toilet Paper Roll To Locate Somali Pirates

O/E: Point/Counterpoint: Yarr, I'm A Pirate! By Captain Hook vs. I Will Carry Your Head On A Spike Through The Streets Of Mogadishu, By Ismail Hassan, Somali Pirate

More self promotion? Alright!

An interview with Sarah Schneider I did for Gelf Magazine.

The top(only)-rated Foxstamp Murphy video

Foxstamp (Murphy)

Hey! Foxstamp Murphy has made it to the big leagues (YouTube).

Wowza!

Check out my new calendar on the left!