Goat Leads Texas Police on 30-Minute Chase

"There was no immediate word on who owned the goat. "

*Apparently, I already had a "goats" tag.

Shrek the sheep

This picture makes me feel fat. Click through a slide show of Shrek being shorn here.

International bovid rights law

Come on, Democratic Republic of Congo. Every other country in the world treats goats with dignity.