Overheard in the office elevator

"There's a dog shitting right next to my desk all day long. He can't do that. It's just not professional."

Fragile: Handle carefully or contents will break

A hapless employee of my company opened a package from a kid today to find this:
Yes, that is a dead tarantula.

A "fan" sent it in as a gift to encourage us to make a movie about tarantulas. I think she was expecting a more positive reaction than the screams and general hysteria that she caused.

It's unclear if the tarantula was already dead when she wrapped it in tissues and put it in the box.

Saint Snuffles

You can see more images of pious pets here.

The makers of the site explain: "The idea on how to pay tribute to pets was realized by the ability of making small cards that depict different pets as saints."

Sure, I get it.