Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Brand Names Rejected by Honest Tea:

Unwieltea (comes in an enormous bottle)
Calamitea (whatever you do, don't open the bottle)
Adversitea (proceeds go to orphans)
Difficultea (hard to digest)
Dirtea (is that even tea floating around in there?)
Smuttea (inside of label conceals picture of naked woman)
Tragetea (made with real tears)


Miles said...

War Tea, whose mascot is a toad in army camouflage

Pancake Lady said...

Maternitea, for pregnant women...actually that sounds like something that could really exist.