The wonderful thing about New York is that you can pretend not to notice if someone introduces First Lady Hilary Clinton on the B train.
You can even pretend not to notice that the guy sitting next to you is reading the newspaper out loud, slowly, in your ear and cursing.
And I recommend you pretend not to notice that the man sitting across from you is picking his nose. And now he's whistling. Like he doesn't know. That you can't do that.
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Should you pretend not to notice if the man sitting across from that is picking his nose, then proceeded to eat peanuts and dropped one on your coat?
What if he then reached over to pick it up?
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