Have you ever thought about what a stupid name for the beginning of the universe the "Big Bang" is? It's like some scientist gave up while trying to explain it to his wife:
"You see the infinite density and pressure of matter at a finite time in the past resulted in the rapid isotrophic expansion of matter, which caused a massive cosmic inflation, at which point the universe was composed predominantly of quark-gluon plasma, within which particle-antiparticle pairs were being continuously created and destroyed in collisions... You know what sweetie, it was just a Big Bang."
(Many thanks to wikipedia and sexism for their help in the creation of this entry.)
About Me
- Scenester
- I'm a comedian and writer for The Onion and Someecards, based in New York most of the time. When I told people I was going to be living in Botswana for a year, they thought it would be a really good joke to mock the comedy scene in Botswana. It was a mediocre joke, but an excellent blog name.
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