Every week I send The Onion a batch of headlines--most of them get turned down. Rather than letting them disappear off into the void, I'm going to post them for you guys and MAYBE even write some of them out. Here are a few recent ones:
Area Woman Going To Be So Cool About It If Blind Date In Wheelchair
Clinton Gracefully Admits Defeat Ten Weeks Ago
Neighbor's Wireless Sucks
Area Girlfriend Spends All Her Time Faking Interest In Sports
Married Couple Feels Pressure To Act Gayer
Area Woman To Start Cooking Everything By Boiling It Alive
Area Woman Trying Not To Describe Big Black Guy As "Big Black Guy"
Bad Haircut Fails To Grow Out
And much much more! Stayed tuned. And for goodness sakes, comment.
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These are great.
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