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Soup from Hale and Hearty comes with one packet each of salt and "dustless pepper."

Really!

The first game show was a radio quiz show called “Professor Dick and His Question Box,” which began in Canada in 1935.

in chelsea

"Did you hear John got a job offer by text message?"

and he took it.

Watching t.v. without the sound is a good way to learn about the world. First of all, men really want to have fun and drink beer, and their girlfriends just want to read "Bride" magazine and sit around. Meat is delicious, especially when it's cheap, and a tiny Eddie Murphy is even more hilarious than a full sized one. The Office is the only good show on television, even in re-runs.

With his usual grace...

Bush is on his "farewell tour" of Europe. Upon meeting the Pope--

“Your eminence, you’re looking good," Mr. Bush said.
-AP report

Good Enough for Government Comedy

Every week I send The Onion a batch of headlines--most of them get turned down. Rather than letting them disappear off into the void, I'm going to post them for you guys and MAYBE even write some of them out. Here are a few recent ones:

Area Woman Going To Be So Cool About It If Blind Date In Wheelchair

Clinton Gracefully Admits Defeat Ten Weeks Ago

Neighbor's Wireless Sucks

Area Girlfriend Spends All Her Time Faking Interest In Sports

Married Couple Feels Pressure To Act Gayer

Area Woman To Start Cooking Everything By Boiling It Alive

Area Woman Trying Not To Describe Big Black Guy As "Big Black Guy"

Bad Haircut Fails To Grow Out

And much much more! Stayed tuned. And for goodness sakes, comment.