Monday, April 28, 2008

Literary Toiletries from Harper-Jergens

Everything Is Illuminated Foaming Cleanser

The Invisible Man Self-Tanning Spray

For the Relief of Unbearable Urges Anti-Diarrheal Medication

The Feminine Mystique Tampons

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Protein Powder

4 comments:

JohnnyD said...

Me Talk Pretty One Day speech lessons

JohnnyD said...

ooh...toiletries

darmani said...

protein powder isnt a toiletry

Annie said...

White Teeth whitening strips

The Crying of Lot 49 eye drops

The Corrections anal suppositories

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These other two rely on homophones, which are not the funniest linguistic phenomena, I grant you:

Jane Eyre/Air Freshener

The Adventures of Kavalier and Klay/Clay Face Mask