''Stockpiling vegetable purees for covert use in children's food is an idea that cannot be copyrighted." - 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan

Finally! An answer!

Ending breast cancer. Replacing it with diabetes.

This is really really real.

KFC's Buckets for the Cure

SADISTIC TERRIFIC this Sunday, 4/11 6:30pm at the Magnet!

"At the time, I was a 92 lb Korean woman..."

-from NYTimes comments on Health page

April Fool's update

No one's played an April Fool's joke on me yet, so I'm still pretty unsuspecting if you're looking for a target.